Showing posts with label Shannon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shannon. Show all posts

Friday, May 2, 2014

The Babysitters Club Chain Letter


So this book isn't an actual part of the series, just one of those related "special edition" type books that usually accompany a YA series like this. This book is made up of a series of letters and postcards from one member of the club to another, and each page literally has a postcard or letter you can actually pull out of an envelope and read. The cover claims that there is even a "friendship bracelet from the BSC inside!!," however, since this is a library copy, no telling when and where the friendship bracelet ended up. I feel deprived.






So this book takes place the summer after 8th grade (now which 8th grade year is unclear...). Kristy is in the hospital with appendicitis, plus a staph infection post-surgery, and she gets a chain letter from her cousin, Robin (I think she is one of the cousins mentioned at Elizabeth and Watson's wedding). By the way, do y'all remember the old school chain letters? I never passed them on, thought it was lame, and never had a catastrophic accident befall me. Anyway, Kristy's letter is a somewhat typical chain letter, "you must pass this on or bad luck will haunt you" (I know Mary Anne had a bad experience with a chain letter at one point, haven't reread that one yet. Patience, Iago...). This chain letter has a twist, though - the recipient must reveal a secret to the next person in the chain. So this book has each link/letter of the chain, plus some other random postcards thrown in to provide more exposition. Woo-hoo.

And since this is summer, the BSC members are scattered all over the country on vacations - Claudia and Stacey are at her dad's in NYC; Jessi is vacationing with Mallory and her family in Sea City, NJ; Mary Anne and Dawn are visiting her family in California (I get that MA is Dawn's stepsister, but just seems a little weird for her to be visiting Mr. Schafer in California...); Logan is with extended family in Louisville, KY; and Shannon is at Camp Erie, a summer camp in PA. But fret not, the BSC has set up an answering machine in Claudia's room until they are all back in the 'Brook (and Kristy is released from the hospital).

Y'all ready for some BSC skeletons?

Kristy, to Stacey - after updating Stacey about her hospital stay, Kristy confesses that she sometimes hates her father (the phantom Mr. Thomas, not Daddy Watsonbucks), and, at times, even wishes he were dead. Kristy thought Stacey would understand since she just recently went through her own parents' divorce.

Stacey, to Mallory - After telling Mal about the fab time she and Claudia are having in NYC (they've hit up MoMA and Bloomingdale's, where Claudia bought a pair of leopard print socks and Stacey bought a t-shirt with a Monopoly board printed on it), Stacey reveals her deep, dirty secret - she dyed her hair red right after moving to Stoneybrook for the first time. She later panicked, then redyed it blonde right before her parents got home from work. They never knew the difference, of course, because what are the chances she picked the right shade of blonde dye? Guess that's where they got the idea to do the same for Mallory in California, huh?

Mallory, to Jessi - This one seems kind of like cheating, since Jessi and Mal are on vacation together and literally staying in the same bedroom, but oh well. Mallory confesses that she once cheated off her on an English test for which Mal had forgotten to study. Mallory apologizes and hopes that Jessi will forgive her.



Jessi later leaves Mal a note telling her that she knew it all along and had already forgiven her. BFFs forever!!!

Jessi, to Mary Anne - Jessi reveals to MA that she and her sister, Becca, once played with matches, accidentally dropped one, and burned a hole in their living room rug. They moved a chair over a few inches to cover the hole, but their parents found it anyway while cleaning. However, Mr. and Mrs. Ramsey figured that it happened at their last party since they have some friends who smoke. Jessi doesn't tell them differently (honestly, I probably would have done the same thing as Jessi here, blame it on the smokers, girl).

Mary Anne, to Claudia - After telling Claudia about how she and Dawn went to Disneyland, Mary Anne admits to Claudia that she has recently been going to a therapist. She says that she has been feeling overwhelmed with life changes (you know, Dad getting remarried, moving houses, breaking up and reuniting with Logan, I haven't read any of these books yet, deal with it), and that her grades started dropping in school. Her therapist helped her process everything, and now she is slowly feeling more in control (was the therapist ever mentioned in any of the books? Just seems like a pretty big thing to just throw into a chain letter book without it being mentioned elsewhere in the series...).

Claudia, to Dawn - After updating Dawn on the dibbly fresh time she is having in NYC, Claudia confesses that she once stole $1 from Mimi's purse so that she could buy a Twinkie. First of all, remember when you could buy a snack like that from a convenience store with just a dollar? Good times. Second of all, this "secret" just seems stupid, I mean, you know Mimi would have given Claudia money if she asked for it, just seems pointless and out of character for Claudia.

Dawn, to Shannon - Dawn admits to Shannon that she pranked Mary Anne on the flight to California by telling MA that she saw Cam Geary, Mary Anne's favorite actor, in first class. MA spends the whole flight trying to sneak a peek into first class to catch a glimpse of her Tiger Beat crush. Mary Anne even later writes a fan letter to Cam, telling him that they were on the same plane. Oh, sweetie... And Dawn seems to like pranking MA, I will have another example of this coming to Project BSC soon...

Shannon doesn't continue the chain, I guess because the only club member left at that point is Logan, and what 13 year old girl wants to reveal a deep, dark secret to a boy? Plus, in the midst of these big reveals, the BSC plans a "Glad You're All Better" party for Kristy when she is released from the hospital. Big fun in Stoneybrook.

Oh, and sorry, neither Claudia nor Stacey described any of their outfits in any of the letters or postcards. No friendship bracelet from the BSC, no outfits, my day has been ruined.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Shannon's Story: Special Edition (Reader's Request)


Ok, who else had that sweater Shannon is wearing on the cover? I know I totally wore that in middle school, good times.

So, this is the one where we are supposed to learn that all that glitters is not gold, or basically, that Shannon's life isn't so perfect. Sorry, AMM, I'm not convinced, can the readers request a mulligan on this one? I guess the least I can do is break it down for you and let you decide if we should feel sorry for Miss Shannon Kilbourne.

Shannon attends Stoneybrook Day School, aka the rich kid private school. Her best friends are Meg Jardin and Greer Carson (sounds like a Real Housewife's name or something. I would totally watch a "Real Housewives of Stoneybrook," that would be epic), and they all just adore school. Seriously. They are all taking advanced French, and the school is sponsoring a big class trip to Paris for a week at the end of the school year. In order to be allowed on the trip, one must have a B average overall and at least an 85 in French, which Shannon is, of course, nailing. Plus, this takes place on one of Dawn's extended stays in Cali, so we actually see Shannon attending some BSC meetings in this one.

However, Shannon's home life isn't all it's cracked up to be. Her dad is a lawyer, works crazy hours, and is rarely home. What's with all the dads being lawyers? Stacey's dad is a lawyer, in fact his work schedule is one of the reasons her parents got divorced, Mallory's dad is a lawyer (at least before he got laid off), and Mary Anne's dad is a lawyer. How many law firms does Stoneybrook have? Anyway, Shannon's mom is a housewife (not a Real one, more like a Desperate one) who is pretty spacey and bored with life, and her two younger sisters, Tiffany and Maria, are also Stepford kids who are good students and super involved in school activities and hobbies. Mrs. Kilbourne starts getting clingy with Shannon, or "Shanny" as she likes to call her, constantly babying her and hovering around her at home. Her mom even buys matching Laura Ashley dresses for herself and Shannon, which annoys the crap out of Shanny Shan (seriously, she acts like an entitled brat in this one). Aww...remember the floral awesomeness of 1980s Laura Ashley dresses?



Just add some Sam & Libby's and you're all set. Like this one? Buy it here.

Shannon starts getting more and more annoyed with her mom, especially when Mrs. Kilbourne interrupts a BSC hangout at Kristy's house and calls her "Shanny" in front of the girls. Seriously, Shannon? Of all the childhood nicknames out there, you are embarrassed by "Shanny"? One of my mom's favorite nicknames for me was "Tootie," so count your blessings, girl. Shannon begrudgingly gets her mom a gift for Mother's Day, but then feels sorry for her when her dad forgets all about it. He comes in that night (because yes, he worked on Sunday), and brings Mrs. Kilbourne a bouquet of flowers and a card that reads "Happy Birthday." Methinks you will be sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr. K. However, any goodwill Shannon had toward her mother disappear when she finds out the Mrs. Kilbourne has been asked to be a replacement chaperone on the Paris trip. Shannon is so pissed off by the thought of going to Paris with *gasp* her mother that she deliberately fails her French final so that her grade will be too low to go on the trip. Ooh, I really wanted to slap the girl here.  Instead of actually talking to her mom, she just tanks her grades. For a smart girl, she's freakin' stupid. Anyway, Mrs. Kilbourne goes on the trip without Shannon, and Shannon has to keep control of the house while she's gone. Shannon has the major epiphany about why her mom has been so clingy, because she realizes how easy being a housewife is (of course it's easy when you have a maid and grocery delivery, sweetie. Now shut up before I slap the entitled right out of you). When her mom gets back from Paris, Shannon and her mom have a heart to heart, and Mrs. Kilbourne says that she is going to get a job so that she can get out of the house more. And somehow Mr. Kilbourne realizes that he has been a bad husband and mends his ways. Cause this is "Leave it to Beaver" in the 'Brook.

Oh, and there was this subplot about the BSC organizing a mother-child softball game for Mother's Day, but it was pretty lame (in fact, I'm bored even typing this sentence). So yeah, this book was hard to get through, I think Shannon might be my least favorite now.

Fashion: Special Edition!!!

What Stacey wore: "For example, today Stacey looked ultra-city in black: black leggings, a black sweater, a big black belt with an oversized buckle, black Doc Martens, and her hair pulled back with a black and gold scarf that picked up the gold of the gold chain earrings she was wearing."


What Claudia wore: "Claudia was beyond the city, maybe into outer space and looking outrageous, artistically terrific: an enormous pair of pants help up with neon purple suspenders, an enormous purple t-shirt over a tie-dyed long-underwear top, her long black hair pulled back into a braid clipped at intervals with little kid barrettes, and these dangly peace sign earrings."